Who’s the Band?
Starring Fanny and Sammy!
Setting: a sidewalk or other place where people come and go
Enter Fanny, listening to Who Are You? by The Who on an iPod/CD player/Mp3/any other portable listening device. Song should be playing off stage loud enough for the audience to hear. Enter Sammy.Sammy: Hey, that’s a cool song. What’s it called?
Fanny: Who Are You?
Sammy: Oh, I’m Sammy. Who are you?
Fanny: Exactly.
Sammy: …Your name is ‘Exactly’?
Fanny: No.
Sammy: But you just said it was.
Fanny: I was just answering your question.
Sammy: So that is your name?
Fanny: No, of course not.
Sammy: Oh, okay then. So what’s the name of that song?
Fanny: Who Are You?
Sammy: I told you, Sammy.
Fanny: I heard you the first time. Nice to meet you, Sammy.
Sammy: You, too. So, the song?
Fanny: Who Are You?
Sammy: [annoyed]…Do you have a short attention span?
Fanny: I might ask you the same thing.
Sammy: Fine. Who is the band? I can look them up later to find the song.
Fanny: Yes.
Sammy: …Yes what?
Fanny: Yes, they are.
Sammy: Who are what?
Fanny: Who’s the band.
Sammy: That’s what I just asked you!
Fanny: You’re not making any sense.
Sammy: Neither are you. It’s a simple question. Who. Is. The. Band?
Fanny: Yes. They. Are.
Sammy: Who plays that song?
Fanny: Yes.
Sammy: What is the name of the band?!
Fanny: Who, not what. And it is technically ‘THE Who’.
Sammy: I’m not asking you to correct my grammar, I just want to know who sings the song!
Fanny: But you already know, why should I tell you again?
Sammy: I’ve never heard of these people in my life, how am I supposed to know who they are?
Fanny: I’ve already told you.
Sammy: Told me what?
Fanny: Who’s the band.
Sammy: No you didn’t!
Fanny: I assure you I just did.
Sammy: You know what, just forget it!
Fanny: Okay, whatever.
Fanny turns on their music player again, listening to ‘I Can’t Explain’ by The Who. Again, it should be played off stage so the audience can hear. Fanny starts to walk off stage.Sammy: I don’t suppose you will tell me the name of that song.
Fanny: I Can’t Explain.
[Exit]Sammy: [Facepalm. Exit.]